Saturday, June 28, 2008

Never Under Estimate The Power Of Accountant

Would like to share the following jokes received via email :

Joke 1:

Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were 10 sales people and 1 accountant.

Since the rope was not strong enough to hold them all, they decided that one of them had to let go and save all the others.
They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the accountant said he would let go of the rope since accountants are used to do everything for the company. They forsake their family, don't claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without getting anything in return. When finished his moving speech all the sales people began to clap.

Joke 2 :

A group of accountants and a group of sales people take a train to a conference. All sales person holds a ticket. But the entire group of accountants has bought only 1 single ticket. The sales people are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant and mean accountant will finally get what they deserved.
Suddenly one of the accountant calls out : "The conductor is coming!" At once, all the accountant jump up and squeezed into one of the toilet. The conductor check the ticket of the sales people. When he notice that the toilet is occupied, he knocks and say : "Ticket, please!" One of the accountants slide the ticket under the door and the conductor continues on his round.
For the return trip the sales people decided to use the same trick. They buy only 1 ticket for the entire group, but they are baffled as they realised that the accountants didn't buy any ticket all. After a while one of the accountant announce again : "The conductor is coming!". Immediately all the sales people race to the toilet and lock themselves in.
All the accountant leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last accountant enters the toilet he knocks on the toilet occupied by the sales people and said : "Ticket please!"
*****Sales people like to use the method of the accountants, but they dont really understand them *******


Tammy said...

ROFL!!! That's hilarious!!!

Nick Phillips said...

Hahaha ... a good laugh for a hazy lazy Sunday morning!