Went for a drink at this newly opened Kopitiam. A newly trained waitress came approach us :
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Question : What would you like to have, madam..? Tea, Chocolate, Cappuccino, Coffee or Fruit Juice?
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Answer : Tea please
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Question : Chinese tea, Lipton tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, iced tea?
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Answer : Lipton tea
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Question : Would you like it Black or White?
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Answer : White.
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Question : Milk, or creamer?
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Answer : Milk
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Question : Cow's milk, or goat's milk
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Answer : Cow's milk please.
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Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
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Answer : Mmm.... I'll just take it black.
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Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
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Answer : With sugar
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Question : White sugar or brown sugar?
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Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
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Question : Mineral water or distilled water?
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Answer : Mineral water.
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Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
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Answer : Anything will do!
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Question : Sorry, 'Anything' drink is only available in Singapore.
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Answer : Sky juice then.
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Question : Ah! You mean rain water? But there's no rain these few days.
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Answer : ............
19 comments:
HAAAAAAAA! This waitress think too much.
wow, is that waitress for real ? i liked the part when she asked on the milk from between Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow .. that is a good one. LOL.
its all about options..yeah there is a bartender at starbuck keep asking me to upgrade my coffee blabla which kind of annoying to me.so i reply in a good manner.."could you just bring my fcuking coffee,thank you"
wah this really happened????
so dramatic. lol
u really did face this kind of person? Its rather funny?! And unbelievable!
Haha... real or not? I think is just a joke la... haha. I had a good laugh!
Who would have thought it was so hard to get a drink. :o)
bloody hell how hard is it to get a drink there! all she had to say was how do you like your tea lol
War...the waitress got some problem is it? Ha :D
wa. attitude problem sia.
Please, get her out of here!! A simple request down the drain! Cheers!
Hehe... dear friends ...
It's just a joke.I hope there's no such waitress exist in this world to make our life miserable ya!
visiting here ^^
haha,I tot that's ur real experience !
I really thought that is your real experience too! But then, it's darn funny!
Is this a real conversation or did you make this up? Cos I am laughing halfway till the end! Haha!
OMG! If this is true, I think the waitress is a bit too much! So many questions just for a simple drink!
And the last part about the "anything" and "sky juice", is she serious? LOL!!
Oh, I just read your comment. So it's a joke! As I suspected! Cos I think nowadays no waitress will want to work so hard! They rather ask you once and that's it! : )
lol you got me there molly!
Hello Molly
Bring your own drinks and free yourself of that frustration.
Hahahahaha ..... so funny
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