I Forgot To Laugh Lately

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ......................................................

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you! now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were Watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything. .....................................................................

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love .....................................................................

Man: How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. .....................................................................

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog! .....................................................................

Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good! .....................................................................

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student : " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student : "All of me, Sir." .....................................................................

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir." .....................................................................

A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level" (sea level)

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