"Hi, hi, hi, what so funny about me? Why tie me here, let me free! I need some exercise!"
"Hello, how are you? I am so bored, talk to me please!"
"I want my mommy! I want my mommy! Please find my mommy for me!"
"Please take me home, I will be good!"
"Give me a hug, please!"
"Hey, who is more handsome, you or me? Well, I have eyes, nose, mouth like you, but you look a bit funny to me because you don't have hair in your face and body like me. hmmm.... funny look!"
"So you are taking me home? Yes? Right? Ok?"
"I don't understand why am I here. What I do everyday is eat and sleep. My bed never been washed, and my body is very itchy! lick! lick! scratch! scratch! Tak boleh tahan liao! Help! Don't you know I don't belong here?"
"Don't disturb me. Is my meal time, can you please leave me alone till I finished my meal."
"I don't know what to say. Whatever it is, I am already finished. "