Friday, October 23, 2009

Home Sweet Home



I have just sent away my Old bulky TV set together with some other old items from my home to the recycle centre.

Now I have lots of space for some new furnitures and a new TV set. Should I go for Sumsung TV or Toshiba TV? A leather sofa set or one with fabric which need to wash often?

I really have to have some thinking or I might end up regret again which happened very often to me.


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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I Forgot To Laugh Lately

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ......................................................

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you! now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were Watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything. .....................................................................

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love .....................................................................

Man: How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. .....................................................................

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog! .....................................................................

Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good! .....................................................................

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student : " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student : "All of me, Sir." .....................................................................

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir." .....................................................................

A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level" (sea level)

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Living With The Hooligans

There are fighting at the USJ area among the residents because part of the residents has converted the garden into guarded and gated community which has caused more inconvenience than any good. They use the ugly fencing to fence up the place and employ some dummy security guards to harass the residents and put up the barricades wherever they like and close it whenever they like it.
The above is the barricade broken by some angry residents of this area.
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No body sees the fight but they only see the ugly fencing and the dummy security guard getting fatter everyday.
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The entrance and exit near my house is closed permanently. Due to this I have to often park my car opposite my house to avoid taking a big turn just to drop my marketing and out again using the steps I built. The same steps I use to take to go garden which is so convenience is now removed and the area fenced up.
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Hey, I am no criminal, I don't harassed people, I don't collect unlawful money, I don't misled the residents like you and why am I being caged in like you, committee members?
. The above picture is the fencing right in front of my house's main gate. I put the newspaper there to show how ugly it looks with one side lower than the other. The committee members has either done it purposely because I objected to the gated and guarded idea or they really are not qualify to take the responsibility of the community's security and our garden's image.
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With most of the road closed, I just couldn't imagine what will happen in case of emergency. The fire brigade or ambulance have to take time to look for entrance or exit or they have to take time to breakdown the closed and locked gate. What is the point of building the entrance and sealed it?
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My personal life is badly affected by this group of hooligan.
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I am very confused. When there is no road, the people rally and request to have road built and when there is road, they allowed it closed. Any logic?
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Friday, October 2, 2009

Moon Cake Festival


Tomorrow, 3rd October, is the Mid-Autumn Moon Festival or Moon Cake festival or lantern festival, which is on the 15th day of the 8th month of Chinese lunar calendar. On the day the moon is believe to be roundest and brightest signalling a time of completeness and abundance.

I usually celebrate in my mum's house with my sisters, brothers and the children. After the dinner, we move the table outside the house and savor the mooncake with Chinese tea, peanut, fruits etc... while the children parade with their colourful lanterns.
It is indeed a very happy get together every year.